Challenge Part 1: Desperate Measures

After taking the stage:

Warblers;
Gonna make a heart-throb out of me
Just a bit of minor surgery
These desperate times call for desperate measures

Troubletones:
I'll give you something to cry about
Show some skin, and would be, caché
How could you let this get to desperate measures now?

Mason/Spencer:
For a first effort this,
Feels kinda last ditch

Ryder/Myron:
I guess this just
Got kinda drastic
Trust us you just fell off the bus, baby

All:
I can't let this, I can't let this, I can't let this go

Warblers:
I can't let this, I can't let this go
(Desperate measures)

Troubletones:
I can't let this, I can't let this go
When I got you right where I want you
I been pushing for this for so long
Kiss me, just once, for luck
These are desperate measures now

Warblers:
I can't let this, I can't let this go
Have a piece of American dream
Open up, and swallow, on your knees
And say "Thank you"
I'd like some desperate measures, please

Troubletones:
For a first effort this,
Feels kinda last ditch
I guess this just
Got kinda drastic

New Directions:
Trust us, you just fell off the bus, suckers
Yeah, well, payback is a mother fucker

Warblers:
I can't let this, I can't let this go
(Desperate measures)

Troubletones:
I can't let this, I can't let this go
When I got you right where I want you
I been pushing for this for so long
Kiss me, just once, for luck
These are desperate measures now

Warblers:
I can't let this, I can't let this go
Forever, for worse or better
My poor heart will only surrender

Troubletones:
Go forever, for worse or better
My poor heart will only surrender, now

New Directions:
(Desperate measures)
I can't let this, I can't let this go
When I got you right where I want you
I been pushing for this for so long
Kiss me, just once, for luck
These are desperate measures now
(Desperate measure now)

Warblers:
I can't let this, I can't let this go
When I got you right where I want you
I been pushing for this for so long

Troubletones:
Kiss me, just once, for luck
These are desperate measures now
(Desperate measure now)

New Directions:
I can't let this, I can't let this go